Sandy Beaches and Salted Rims

I'm skipping town for Cancún kids. The ol' lady's celebrating a milestone and I have a free place to stay. When I get back I'm hoping for snow on the mountain. If not, I'm just going to have to leave again. Enough of this shoulder season, I'm all about the head or the toes. When I get back, I'll tell you all about how having long hair can win you a free snowboard. Here's a hint, you have to decide to cut it on the spot...